Santa Claus is not my favorite part of Christmas, but what younger children say in their letters to Santa is quite funny.
Dear Santa – Can Mrs. Santa come instead of you? I’m very sorry, but I am scared of you.
How old are you Santa? Very old – a thousand? Maybe 50?
You better bring my pony this year or there will be consequences.
Santa – Please destroy all “Back Street Boys” CDs.
Santa – Please, please change my name to Batman. And I need a Batman costume.
I want a gumball machine filled with avocados.
Santa – Have you ever been convicted of breaking and entering?
Are you bald under that cap or do you still have a full head of hair?
Santa – are you really Jolly all the time?
Are your favorite cookies the round ones?
Why is a Christmas Tree that is chopped down called a live tree?
Dear Santa – Text my Dad – he has the whole list of what I want.
Santa – Could you let me see you this year? I want to know if you are real or not.