Dear Santa

Santa

Santa Claus is not my favorite part of Christmas, but what younger children say in their letters to Santa is quite funny.

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Dear Santa – Can Mrs. Santa come instead of you?  I’m very sorry, but I am scared of you.

How old are you Santa?  Very old – a thousand? Maybe 50?

You better bring my pony this year or there will be consequences.

Santa – Please destroy all “Back Street Boys” CDs.

Santa –  Please, please change my name to Batman.  And I need a Batman costume.

I want a gumball machine filled with avocados.

Santa – Have you ever been convicted of breaking and entering?

Are you bald under that cap or do  you still have a full head of hair?

Santa – are you really Jolly all the time?

Are your favorite cookies the round ones?

Why is a Christmas Tree that is chopped down called a live tree?

Dear Santa – Text my Dad – he has the whole list of what I want.

Santa – Could you let me see you this year?  I want to know if you are real or not.

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12 thoughts on “Dear Santa

  1. I love Santa. He came to my house in person for years, every Christmas Eve. There are photos. The last time he came, I’d already gone away to college, but I was home for the holiday, and he showed up. The first gift he brought me was a rubber duck floating soap dish for the tub, and the last gift he brought was some Chanel #5. Yes, I still believe!

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  2. Children are so funny, and just come out with their thoughts..
    Thank you for sharing these Peggy.. I hope you and your family have a beautiful Christmas my friend.. Enjoy! ..
    And all the very best for 2020 and way beyond my friend.. And thank you for being such good friend to both my blogs..
    Love and hugs.. 💕🎄🎅🎄🎁🎄😁😘

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    1. Hi Sue. I am so proud of you for taking breaks from your blogs and enjoying your life more, You have been such a good friend for years and I think of you often. May your Holiday Season be wonderful and this New Year good to you. Love and hugs to you too.

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      1. Bless you Peggy, Likewise, and I so thank you for your friendship Peggy.. I am certainly at that stage in life where hubby comes first and I am nurturing myself more, I really enjoyed my creative time, to just BE, and will be dedicating more ME time in the future too lol..
        Sending Love and hugs your way for a beautiful Holiday.. ❤ Take care of YOU too ❤ 🙂

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